In consideration for the opportunity to be a member of the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus, Inc.  I agree as follows:

I know that participating in a Mardi Gras Marching Krewe such as Chewbacchus is a potentially hazardous activity and understand that there are certain inherent dangers related to Mardi Gras Krewe participation. I agree not to participate in the Chewbacchus Krewe activities unless I am medically able and properly prepared. I agree to abide by any rules, regulations or decisions made by the Chewbacchus’ Captains relative to the activities necessary to safely participate in this organization’s activities, which include but are not limited to: the parading of the Krewe and the Krewe Ball, also known as the Chewbacchanal. I assume all risks associated with participating in all aspects of the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus, Inc., including, but not limited to, falling, fatigue, physical injuries, contact with other participants, the effects of the weather, including high heat and/or humidity, and all such risks being known and appreciated by me. Responsible and legal consumption of alcohol is allowed during the Chewbacchus activities. I understand that it is my responsibility to make sure that I follow all laws at all times while in the parade, including, but not limited to, laws regarding public consumption of alcohol and public intoxication.

Having read this Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus waiver and knowing these facts and in consideration of the opportunity to participate in Chewbacchus’ activities, I, for myself and for anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus, Inc., its Captains, members, owners, directors, all sponsors, their representatives and successors from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in the Krewe. As such, I also agree to defend, indemnify and forever hold harmless the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus, Inc., of and from any and all possible claims which may be asserted by me, or anyone acting on my behalf.

I also agree to the following terms in regards to Ordination as a Minister.
I vow to uphold the principals of the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus and the Cult of the Sacred Drunken Wookiee.

I am over the age of 13 years old.  I confirm that I have given my real and true name and address, and understand that otherwise my ordination cannot be legalized.  I affirm that this ordination is for me and not my dog or whatever.