// Chewbacchus Guide

The Chewbacchus Guide is, in the strictest sense, the dashboard below — each panel an entry, the rail at left a table of contents. The reader is encouraged to make themselves at home, consult the relevant entry, and, where possible, to HANDLE THEIR SHIT.

// Main Viewport
Stardate -295956.7647729865 · T−256d

[classified]

January 16, 2027 · 7:00 PM

// Telemetry
256
days til parade
16
parades
137
subkrewes
// Events
Calendar

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// Enlistment

Become a ChewbacchanALIEN

The Krewe is, as of now, enlisting for the 2026–2027 season. Membership funds a year-round programme — parties, fundraisers, the Chewbacchanal, the parade itself — and the punctual are rewarded with one of three early-bird discounts, which narrow as enrollment fills out. The standing rate is $100; everything below it is a courtesy, not an entitlement.

Enlist via Krewebacchus →
// Footage
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T−256d · Chewbacchus 2027