// Chewbacchus GuideCarnival 2026–2027
The Chewbacchus Guide is, in the strictest sense, the dashboard below — each panel an entry, the rail at left a table of contents. The reader is encouraged to make themselves at home, consult the relevant entry, and, where possible, to HANDLE THEIR SHIT.
// Main ViewportChewbacchus 2027
Stardate -295956.7647729865 · T−255d
Year of the Golden Wookiee
January 16, 2027 · 7:00 PM
// Transmissions
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// Telemetry
255
days til parade
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parades
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subkrewes
// Eventsall quiet
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// Enlistment2026–2027 window open
Become a ChewbacchanALIEN
The Krewe is, as of now, enlisting for the 2026–2027 season. Membership funds a year-round programme — parties, fundraisers, the Chewbacchanal, the parade itself — and the punctual are rewarded with one of three early-bird discounts, which narrow as enrollment fills out. The standing rate is $100; everything below it is a courtesy, not an entitlement.
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